Office Adventures 3

Me: *heads to answer call of nature....*

Noise: *sounds like there’s something in the ceiling over the bathrooms that’s thrashing about in an attempt to break free and feast on the blood of nature answering humans Rawr!*

Me: =S....*eyes on ceiling as she heads in......quickly does her business, washes up and scurries out*

Noise: *BANGBANGSHAKEBANGTHUDBOOM*

Me: !D=  *hurries back to desk*  Who did you piss off this time?

Pocket!Yami: *was loving on the Toku (little butterfly winged dragon, her name is Feili).*  Huh?  Me?

Me: Yeah you.  You’re the one that all the scary stuff comes after. >S;;

Pocket!Yami: O,o....*that’s...his namesake actually, but...*  What happened?

Me: I think there’s a monster in the ceiling over the bathrooms.

Pocket!Yami: *crosses his arms and makes a face*  Lunnaei...

Me: You think I’m joking.  The ceiling is making noises like something is trying to break out!

Pocket!Yami: I think it’s highly unlikely that the ceiling is ma—

Robert: *supervisor walks by*  I just keep thinking it’d be a fitting way for me to go.  Ceiling collapses in the bathroom and....

Louise: *co-worker laughs*  Yeah, it sounds pretty awful, that’s for sure, like something’s trying to break through or something.

Robert: Yeah.  Can you imagine the panic? *amused by this thought*

Louise: ....Can we go home before we find out?

*the head into the hall and can no longer be heard*

Pocket!Yami: *snaps mouth shut and gives me a wide-eyed “wtf?!” look*

Me: *triumphant smirk*  Told ya so...

I need to keep better track of my spells... (OA4)

I had to share, Kashin. XD  A series of texts shared with one of my dearest friends. =3  (And is it still and "Office Adventure" if I'm at home...?)

Kashin: It’s about to storm here.

Me: =3

Kashin: See you should magically transport yourself here.

Me: I so should, but I can’t find my teleportation spell. =<

Kashin: *sighs* This is why I keep telling you to keep all of your spells in the same place so you always know where they are!  What about your super speed spell?

Me: The dog ate that one, thought it was homework I guess…

Kashin: Aw, sad day…

Me: I know…we just got the dog to slow down again, two days ago…

Kashin: *snerks* That must have been interesting.

Me: Yeah, just glad it wasn’t one of the cats, may have ended up with a LOT of mice had it been…

Kashin: Yeah, I’d imagine that that would be rather scary.

Me: Gross is more like it.  You know what it’s like to step on half a mouse when you’re barefoot and half asleep in the morning.  With a cat on speed spell?  Gahk!

Kashin: LOL I can quite happily say, no I don’t.

Me: Be glad…be /very/ glad.

Kashin: Oh, I definitely am!