Ah....oops. ^,^;;

Me: *carries lunch back from kitchen...little microwave dinner....fork sitting on top the plastic cover - sits and answers a quick email then turns to lunch, moving fork ~ ow!*
Fork: *~haha!  Too hot to handle!*
Me: .....=S;;  *dropped now VERY hot fork on wrist pad by keyboard....sits there staring at it for a moment....pokes....still too hot to pick up*
Fork: *~Laughing at you!!*
Me: =<;;
Pocket!Yami: Is there a problem?
Me: It's too hot.
Pocket!Yami: O,o...so just wait for it to cool.
Me: Then food will be cold too.....*~ding! Idea!*  *picks up water bottle with a massive chunk of ice in it....and lays it on top op fork*
Pocket!Yami: *barely manages not to snerk and covers his amused grin behind a hand*
Me: =3;;  What?  It'll work.
Pocket!Yami: Never said it wouldn't.
Me: *moves water bottle and picks up fork...still warm.....but can actually pick it up now*
Fork: *~spoil sport....*