It's been one of those strange and brainless mornings...

>,o  It so very much has....

 

Me: *washing hair....gets it lathered and rinsed.....okay what next?....proceeds to pick up shampoo again and squeeze another glob into her hand* .................................................No brain...I’ve got no brain today....

 

Me: *walks out front door*

*Two birds in the tree take offence to this*

Bird1: */squawks!/*

Bird2: *lets out something between a squawk and a.....”hiss”*

Me: *JUMPS! Half expecting one or both to start attacking her!!* =S!!!

Bird1: *flies away*

Bird2: *sits there another moment....then flies away too*

Me: Sorry guys!  I didn’t mean to startle you. =S;;; *heads to car....*

 

Me: *goes through routine before leaving.  Set work back in passenger seat, turn on car, buckle up, plug in iPod and start music, leaves....drivedrivedrive.......gets to a stop light about halfway to work and realizes she hears a strange noise.....looking around.....what is it?......music from another car.....internal radio again.......nope.....car radio....never turned her volume up to actually /hear/ the music that’d been playing half the drive already....* 9,9;;;;;;;; *turns volume up to actually listen to her music*

 

Me: *gets to work....presses button for elevator (works on 6^th floor).....when elevator doors open a guy is already there came up from the parking garage under the buildings.....gets on and gets her floor selected and waits.....elevator stops on 4^th floor and guy gets off.....elevator stops on 6^th floor and gets off.....and finds herself subconsciously expecting to see the guy walking down the hall in front of her......yes.....the one that got off two floors bellow.......*  >,<;;;; *rolls eyes and would have face palmed had her hands not been full....almost surprised she didn’t anyway....*

 

.....Needless to say, this isn’t a promising start to my day. ^,^;;;;;; Not a bad one necessarily, but certainly not a promising one....9,9;;;