Project Drive Megatron Insane
Dec. 14th, 2009 11:03 am*just can't quite contain the telling snerks, snorks, chokes and other various noises that occur when you're SERIOUSLY trying NOT to laugh out loud and just can't quite stop yourself*
OHMYGOD!!!! OHMYGOTYOUHAVEGOTTOREADTHIS!!!
Okay....okay, I'm calm now. I dunno how many of you are Transformers fans, let alone of the original G1 continuity, but....even if you're not...you've GOT to read this. Even if I knew nothing of the characters I could appreciate the humor of this, and let me just say, they ARE IC!! It's only two chapters, and it's SOOO worth a few minutes of your time. XDD
With that said....
Title: Project Drive Megatron Insane
Author: Ariel D
Summary:Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse. No pairings.
Excerpt:
Snarling, Megatron retreated into his quarters, and that was the moment the mighty leader of the Decepticons realized nothing might be quite right in his base ever again. His berth was swaying faintly on its hinges, and the movement was causing the hydraulic system to emit odd sounds:
Flooooooo……loooooooop. The berth rocked to one side. Flooooooo……loooooooop. It rocked back.
Megatron rubbed the bridge of his nose with two fingers. //Soundwave, do you copy?//
//Yes, Lord Megatron. Proceed.//
OHMYGOD!!!! OHMYGOTYOUHAVEGOTTOREADTHIS!!!
Okay....okay, I'm calm now. I dunno how many of you are Transformers fans, let alone of the original G1 continuity, but....even if you're not...you've GOT to read this. Even if I knew nothing of the characters I could appreciate the humor of this, and let me just say, they ARE IC!! It's only two chapters, and it's SOOO worth a few minutes of your time. XDD
With that said....
Title: Project Drive Megatron Insane
Author: Ariel D
Summary:Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse. No pairings.
Excerpt:
Snarling, Megatron retreated into his quarters, and that was the moment the mighty leader of the Decepticons realized nothing might be quite right in his base ever again. His berth was swaying faintly on its hinges, and the movement was causing the hydraulic system to emit odd sounds:
Flooooooo……loooooooop. The berth rocked to one side. Flooooooo……loooooooop. It rocked back.
Megatron rubbed the bridge of his nose with two fingers. //Soundwave, do you copy?//
//Yes, Lord Megatron. Proceed.//
Pausing, Megatron struggled with how odd his words would sound. //I’ve discovered a new glitch. My berth is . . . “flolloping.”//
Globber. XD Go read......just....just go read.....I can't stop giggling over here. XDDDD